Roy Mustang: [snatches the puppy from Kain Fuery's arms] "Dog, huh?" [pause] "I LOVE DOGS!"
Kain Fuery: "Really? You mean it?!"
Roy Mustang: "OF COURSE! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their master's commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me, Fuery, they're the great servants of man!" [sings] "LOYAL CANINE, HOW WE SALUTE THEE!"